Calgary Flames goaltender Devin Cooley joyfully explains his split-brained mindset.
Calgary Goalie Is An Enthusiastic Gem
By Free Beer & Hot Wings
Oct 21, 2026 | 10:51 AM
Who would be WORST to have your back if a serial killer broke into your house?
Ozzy Osbourne — “Wait… where am I?”
Dave Grohl — immediately tries to befriend the killer
Lars Ulrich — starts arguing with him
Wes Scantlin — leaves the scene after five minutes
Axl Rose — takes 45 minutes to arrive
Voting Ends: Never
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