Figure is an AI Robotics company and their Figure 02 robot was first deployed at BMW and then found other uses, but as they’ve moved forward to the 3rd and upcoming 4th generations of the robots that will eventually kill us, they decided to decommission their fleet of F.02s. Disassembling each robot would take their staff too much time, so the answer came from The Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who told them to melt them and he wanted to be involved.
Killing Robots
By Free Beer & Hot Wings
Oct 7, 2026 | 7:31 AM
Who would be WORST to have your back if a serial killer broke into your house?
Ozzy Osbourne — “Wait… where am I?”
Dave Grohl — immediately tries to befriend the killer
Lars Ulrich — starts arguing with him
Wes Scantlin — leaves the scene after five minutes
Axl Rose — takes 45 minutes to arrive
Voting Ends: Never
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