There was a time when this country would simply strip exotic animals from their native habitats and force them into cages for our enjoyment, but now that Aliens are probably real, we’re trading Gorillas across state lines.
Here’s everything you heard or missed on Epi 51 of GWOT:
1. The economy’s so bad that zoos are now just trading gorillas instead of buying new ones. We used to be a proper country:
Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 15, 2026
Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯
(Via… pic.twitter.com/CNcY90vSAN
2. The US has recovered four distinct species of extraterrestrial life from crashed UFOs, a former CIA-funded government researcher sensationally claimed:
3. Saosin’s record turns Gold 20 years after its debut:
4. Drewnalysis quote of the week:
“When I was a kid, we had to get our DNA manipulated the old-fashioned way, with microwave ovens and cigarettes.”
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