At Donkey’s Place in Camden, New Jersey, folks gather for delicious cheesesteaks and to see the bar’s beloved baculum which is the scientific term for, yes, a walrus penis bone.
Well now, the owner and staff of Donkey’s Place is blubbering mad as some bonehead customer decided to commit a phallic-ular crime by stealing the bone while his pals watched.
The folks who keep the place erect have made their bone-afide heartbreak known and are begging for the bone’s return, not to press charges but to get their old dong back where it belongs!
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