According to a new report from the Pentagon: “All investigative efforts, at all levels of classification, concluded that most sightings were ordinary objects and phenomena and the result of misidentification.”
Well folks, there ya go. It’s safe to go back outside now and the scary alien won’t get you. I know we were all worried there for a second considering that most of these reports came from real people with no financial incentive who were not in a position of power.
But at least now we can all sleep peacefully at night… right?
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