Remember when United Airlines called it the “Friendly Skies”? Now, they’re advertising slogan is just “What, ya think its better on Spirit?” A United Pilot recently had a meltdown at Denver’s airport. As he was leaving, he got an ax out of his car(cause doesn’t everybody have one in there) and starting hacking at the arm leaving the parking lot. He is either really weak, his ax is super dull, or both. He hit it at least 20 TIMES before it flung off…it didn’t splinter, it just fell off. An airport employee,who is even crazier than the pilot, took the ax away from the pilot. Kenneth Jones (the pilot) said he was frustrated when he had to wait for the gate to open. Aww, you have to wait?! I had to wait 6 hours just to find out I couldn’t make my family vacation last December. Maybe its time to think about early retirement there Ken…or time to look for a job at Spirit.
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