Doing what Floridians do…be as Florida as possible. Seriously, their state flag looks like you just got a wrong answer on Family Feud. X-big red X! You might have heard this on Free Beer and Hot Wings,a woman was arrested after being in only a towel, drinking Four Loco, and exposing herself to minors at a Dollar General(could that sound anymore like a text book definition of Florida?!). In DG’s defense, they did donate a DG shirt so she wouldn’t continue to expose herself as she went to jail. More info here
In Nashville, a Florida man was making news for stealing people’s cell phones down on Broadway. Cops found that Orelvy Montero of Miami, Florida had stolen 17 cell phones and a laptop. According to authorities, one of the phones was stolen Saturday night from a man’s pocket while he was at Kid Rock’s bar on Broadway.
Forget about banning Californians, we need to stop Floridians from coming up here!
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