Hometown: *in Canadian accent* Jamestown, North Dakoooota
What got you into radio? It runs in the family. My mom has been a jock since before I was born, and still is. I spent a good chunk of my childhood going to work with my mom and running around to concerts with she and my older sister. When I turned sixteen, her radio station bravely hired me to be on the air and I’ve been loving it ever since!
When was your first drink? I wanna say it was a half bottle of vodka and passing out on my friend’s living room floor when I was 18, but since I’m a good kid, I’ll say it was a nice strawberry daiquiri on my 21st birthday….
Describe your most embarrassing moment. That one time I downloaded Tinder and my listeners started to recognize me. And that one time Zigz made me share the experience on the air. Still plotting my revenge.
Describe the worst date you’ve ever been on. He told me he should take me out more often as a tax write-off. Then he made me walk to my car alone. In the middle of the night. In the dark. Needless to say, that was our first and last date.
What’s your biggest pet peeve? Gum chomping and loud chewers send me into a rage. Also slow drivers. Slow walkers. Slow computers. Anything that’s slow. Drying my hands with brown paper towels. The sensation of lotion in between my fingers. Chapped lips. Receipt paper. Band aids. The word “pupil.” When caller 9 has no idea what they won. When people don’t take their freaking hats off during the National Anthem. Pens that make my handwriting look worse than it really is. Noisy neighbors. When the person you’re holding the door for doesn’t say thank you. When the person you let in front of you in traffic doesn’t say thank you. When men whistle at women. Sorry, I have a short fuse!
No cheating: Put your iPod on shuffle. What are the first three songs that come up? “Flowers” by Cross Canadian Ragweed, “Don’t You Remember” by Adele, and “Buddy Holly” by Weezer
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity? I’ve gotten “a brunette Amy Schumer” about 486 times. Jennifer Lawrence once or twice too.
If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Burritos. The ones that are the size of my face. And yes, I know guac is extra.
If you won a million dollars, what’s the first thing you would buy? A bottle of wine that actually costs more than $6.
Do you have any guilty pleasures? I second what Dave Grohl said. “I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you like something, then f**king like it.” But to answer the question, you should see the size of my Disney movie collection.
Favorite sports team? GO PREDS and GO COLTS!!
Any tattoos or piercings? I have two hidden tattoos. I’ll just leave it at that.
Pop, soda, or coke? It’s pop. I will fight you.
What’s something people would be surprised to know about you? I’m just south of 6 feet tall.
If you could see any band (living or dead) who would it be? The White Stripes *cries*
Out of all the Buzz staff, who is…
Most likely to be on a reality TV show: Roman would be the most enjoyable to watch.
Most likely to become a millionaire: Andy
Most likely to get kicked out of a bar: Dagwood, for trying to order a chocolate milk or something.
Most likely to conquer the world: Dagwood
Most likely to have your back in a fight: Zigz
Most likely to cuss on the air: Squeege. You should hear him when the mic is off.
Most likely to call for bail money: Roman
Most likely to secretly be honky tonking on a Saturday night: Eric, he does it every Saturday night anyway.
Most likely to have a soft spot for Nickelback: Rebecca, just because of her eclectic taste in music.
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