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Kurt Cobain's daughter to make singing debut with My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way Yahoo! Music, Feb 4, 2010 4:00 pm PST Courtesy of NME -- Frances Bean Cobain sings as part of a "gang" on Dresden Dolls side-project Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter Frances Bean is to make her singing debut on a track also featuring My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way, Andrew WK, and Weird Al Yankovic. Seventeen-year-old Cobain sings on "My Space," which will appear on the eponymous debut album by Evelyn Evelyn, who are made up of Dresden Dolls frontwoman Amanda Palmer and Seattle musician Jason Webley. Other acts on the track include Tegan & Sara, ex-Hold Steady keyboardist Franz Nicolay, Margaret Cho, Eugene Mirman, and various members of Mindless Self-Indulgence, reports Twentyfourbit.com. The album Evelyn Evelyn is due to be released on March 30. In December, Courtney Love lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain.

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Grew up in Indianapolis.  Dated the same girl forever.  Then I left.

THE LETTER:

May 23, 2005

Dear Jason:

 I have had a difficult time, over the past few years, achieving closure of our relationship. It is time for me to seek this. I have gone through the appropriate stages of anger, remorse, sadness.  It is now time for me to close this chapter of my life. I am trying to recapture my life and gain a sense of identity back.  In my professional life I have done this, but my personal life struggles.  For so long I/We were "Sarah and Jason", that it is hard to gain my own identity back. I am not worried about my career; I will soon succeed even my wildest dreams. I am just stunted by my personal life.  I am ready to release you from my life. I also on a weekly basis encounter people who want to tell me about you or have a discussion about you.  I do not want to deal with this anymore. I do have a proposal on how to handle this.  I am ready to no longer be forced to deal with your presence. As to how to deal with it, I propose the following:

1. I've heard you have an apartment on the West side. You need to move out of the West side of Indianapolis, this has always been my side of town, I own a house here, and do not rent like you. I grew up here, and always want to live here. I would prefer if you were to leave Indianapolis all together, but I know this is more than I can ask. I do not want to risk running into you at any store.

2. We should officially divide our friends. Particularly Jim, Jillian, Amy, and Ed. You should write them, thanking them for the opportunity to be their friend and explain why you can no longer be in contact with them.  I can provide you with addresses, if you need.

3. I will stay out of radio. I promise not to get involved with any form of radio, unless my father runs for mayor, and then I reserve the right to run commercials for the campaign.

4. I would like you to not have anything to do with all things Cathedral High School.   I feel I should have ownership of the school since my mother works there and my brother and sisters went there. You are more tied to Wabash. This should be where you dedicate your alumni status. I will be involved in Cathedral.  When the time of reunions comes up, I am willing to say that you can have the reunions ending in "0" years and I will take the"5"years. So you can have 10 years and I will take 25 years.

5. I will avoid Wabash contacts. The few guys from the house I still speak to on a rare basis, I will not. I will also discourage any male offspring I have from attending Wabash.  I know some of these things seem a bit harsh, but I feel they are for the best. I do not ever really wish to see you again. I know that this will of course happen beyond my control, but I think we should do our best to avoid what we can. It is my sincere hope that you understand, and do take the time to respond. This is my last request of you.

With fondness,

Sarah

May 31, 2005

Dear Sarah,

Thanks for your letter. We broke up 3 years ago. Knowing that and taking into consideration you believe me to be a cold, career focused, ego-maniac, what on earth makes you think I would take the time to think about you or agree to your proposal? But since I clearly have taken the time to respond, please take a moment to review some comments and counter proposals I have crafted.

1. First, I will have to resist the burning urge to move RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU. After that deep desire subsides, I will vacate the Westside and return to my roots: The Snooty Northside, as you used to call it.  However, since I was born on the Northside and I have Northside in my veins, you must abdicate all ties to the North. This includes:  Living on the Northside, living on the Northeastside, walking down North Street, being a fan of the Dallas Stars (formerly the Minnesota North Stars), wearing North Face apparel or telling your children that Santa lives at the North Pole.  1 (B). I was born in Indianapolis before you were so I should really get to determine who stays and who goes. In my benevolence, I will let you exist here only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK Dr. to High School Rd. and 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the Sarah Zone. This should be acceptable for you as your family lives across the street and there is a gas station, grocery, convenience store, your place of employment and a fire station. Exceptions can be made with my expressed written consent. You will be required to display a large tag in your windshield giving you permission to travel beyond the Sarah Zone.

2. I haven't talked to your friends since we broke up. I think they got the message. However since we apparently are still in fourth grade, please have your friends meet me by the playground at recess so that I can tell them they have big fat heads and they aren't my friends anymore.    Do you agree? _______Yes ________No________Maybe    

 2 (B). One of the few times you let us do something fun, we visited some of my family friends on Geist Lake. It was about eight years ago. We enjoyed their boat and home for several hours during a pre Indy 500 party.  Please jot them a note saying you are going to forget that ever happened.  Please also offer to reimburse them for the boat gas, pool chlorine, air conditioning, Freon, Dr. Pepper and anything else you consumed while you were there.  I don't have their address anymore, you can look it up

3. Please let me know when your father runs for anything.  I'm going to run against him.                                        

3 (B). Thanks for staying out of radio. Your heavyweight presence in the business will be sorely missed.  I am very involved in ice hockey. I play recreationally and coach a youth team in the winter.  I would prefer it if you could stop being involved in all things related to ice and ice hockey. You can use those instant first aid coldpaks to cool your drinks from now on. Also, my parents have been very involved in the Indianapolis 500 Festival for nearly 20 years. The month of May is really a big month for us.  While I am not able to honor your request of moving out of Indianapolis, I would ask that you just leave town during May.  With 250,000 fans going to the race and 35,000 runners in the Mini-Marathon, I don't want to run the risk of bumping into you. I know your birthday is in May, but man, I just don't care.

4. Christ, I don't have the energy for this one.

5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still talk to you, they are fired as friends.

5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about you. But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.  In closing, I will never make decisions about my life or my family based on whether I might run into you at the store. I am now convinced that if we ever do bump into each other, you will spontaneously combust. I wish you the best of luck finding a spouse. Seriously. It won't be easy to find a person who is willing to spend the rest of his life raising children and making decisions based on your crazy-ass proposal to an ex-boyfriend and your inability to act like a rational human being.

All my best,

Jason  

Jake Wylde and I are heading to boot camp!!!! The Marines were nice enough to open their doors and let us 2 morons inside and see exactly what goes on at boot camp. Here is the worst part, they are letting us participate and fire the weapons, run courses, pretty much whatever we want to do. You can follow our antics all week on Jake's blog.

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