So you and your buds are out in the ocean and you see a dead whale floting on top of the water, and you’re all like; ” You know what would be rad man?! I’m gonna surf that dead whale!” Then you swim over and like start pretending to surf it, and then you notice all the sharks swimming around the dead whale also. And about that time a Great White Shark pops out of the water and takes a big chomp out of the decaying whale, that you are on top of…….
This is why the Darwin Awards were created.
Here’s the story from Gawker.
Be Just And Fear Not
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