We all know that Nantucket is filled with one percenters, but clearly they’re not just spending money on face fillers and yachts. It turns out they’re still partying 1980’s Miami Vice, Ferrari Testarossa style!
Otherwise, how else would you explain the high levels of Cocaine in the sewer water? With spikes happening several times over the last few months, the acceptable levels of cocaine were upwards of three times the average, so if you’re poor and desperate for some tingly gums, maybe get yourself a glass of Nantucket sewage!
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