Some guy in Miami tried to make a movie-style getaway on a tiny dirt bike but instead of fleeing like an action hero, he looked more like Bambi on wheels.
He couldn’t wheelie, he couldn’t hide, he couldn’t manage to find any coordination whatsoever and we can say with full confidence, his friends definitely have never called him “cool under pressure.”
He didn’t evade arrest — he politely escorted himself toward it.
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