Shelter Lets You “Neuter Your Ex” For Valentine’s Day

Does Valentine’s Day remind you of your ex? A Muskegon, Michigan animal shelter will help scorned lovers soothe their wounds by letting you “neuter your ex”! Those who donate $25 to Heaven Can Wait Animal Haven will have a feral cat named after their ex who will then be “fixed.” The shelter’s trap-neuter-return program will snip the animal and return them to their colony. Cats will be named in the order they’re given, so your ex’s namesake may be fixed sometime in the next few months. (Fox 17 Online)