I’ve never been to Brazil but I imagine it’s nothing like what they show in those Fast and the Furious movies (everything after the OG sucks anyway).
Miami, however? Well I’ve been to the city where the heat is on many of times and I can confirm that they have everything from people with excessive hair grease to snake eating alligators, billionaires who ‘definitely’ aren’t pedophiles with their own islands and, most importantly, aliens.
Don’t believe me? Just google the Nixon-Gleason Alien Encounter.
Sure, it’s possible that what I saw was just a guy on bath salts and not E.T. himself but it was hot and the prior excessive burrito encounters put me in a partial coma (allegedly).
Now we have video evidence (allegedly) of aliens in both Brazil and Miami.
Why those two places? For starters, the weather’s nice this time of year and well, burritos.
Have a burrito and see for yourself:
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