Scientists have invented a battery that runs on….

No, it’s not plumber’s crack.  If they invented that my neighbor would be powering the Strip in Las Vegas.  Nope, even cooler(HA!) scientists have invented a battery that runs on sweat.  AKA-Scientists from Nanyang Technological University, Singapore (NTU Singapore) have developed a soft and stretchable battery that is powered by human perspiration, just in case you don’t understand normal person speak. No longer are you the gross one that can’t stop sweating…YOU are the hero of the party keeping everyone’s Fitbits and Apple watches going strong.  Bud Light needs to bring back the “real men of genius” and put the sweaty guy in their commercial.