It will freeze! Hopefully everyone survived the terrible snowstorm(heavy sarcasm) we had recently. Remember when it gets cold, not to stick your tongue to a poll! Why?! Hasn’t “A Christmas Story” taught you anything?! Or are you like Hayley and you’ve never seen it? Maybe this kid hasn’t seen it, that’s gotta be the only reason for this boner of a move. He stuck his tongue to a pole and got it stuck(his tongue,not the pole…why would the pole stick?). Luckily a good samataran was there with some warm water! Do yourself a favor-NEVER stick your tongue to anything metal when its cold and watch “A Christmas Story”…it could save your life!






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