Or Donkey, or Burro, Mule…whatever you wanna call it. When I was a traffic reporter in San Jose, CA I once reported there was an Ape loose on the roadway, never saw it though. I’ve never seen this either! Based on this Cook County (Chicago and Chicago Area) Officer’s voice she has seen it…one too many times! If she didn’t have that hilarious Chicago accent I would have taken this a little more serious. Kinda hard not to laugh when it starts off with her saying “Eye Gatta Goo!” I kept waiting for her to say “dang it, I was hoping to get home early to watch da Cubs and eat some Porlish Sarwseeg.”





