Choosing this story is purely the fault of my inner immaturity… the jokes are real… the innuendo is strong. I feel like I should be saying, “giggity, giggity!”
But seriously though, don’t kiss your chicken! You could get a disease!
Click HERE to read about it, and give me songs that relate.
Btw, you shouldn’t even hug or pet your chicken…
I guess I’ll just stick to petting the kitty on my lap…
Sorry… (giggity, giggity) couldn’t help myself. -zigz