- Why would you give these as a gift, and B. Maybe you should make sure that if you’re going to wear musical panties, you don’t wear them to work. In her defense,
Be Just And Fear Not
sQueeGee
When I was about 20, an ex boyfriend bought me a pair of panties that said “Wild Thing” on the crotch. I didn’t wear them until about 2 years later. I was working in a dentist’s office at the time. I had a patient reclined inches from my crotch when - suddenly! - it began.
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
🎶 Wild thing, you make my heart sing
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
You make everything groovy, wild thing
Wild thing, I think I love you🎶
This played from my crotch. Inches from my patient’s head. I had zero idea they were musical.
I knew immediately that it was my panties, as the song that was blaring from my vagina was written on my panties. I told the dentist and patient it was a ringtone and apologized profusely. It played any time I bent sideways and hit the little sound button.
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
I could tell the patient, whose head was practically in my lap, sensed it wasn’t a ringtone. My dentist told me I had to turn it off. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I removed my panties and spent the rest of the day going commando under my scrubs.
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
Only time I ever got less than an hour out of a pair of panties that wasn’t related to some sort of bodily fluids incident. Honestly, bodily fluids might’ve been less embarrassing than my vagina serenading a random stranger during a dental cleaning.
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
Anyways, I’ve told this story routinely to my friends the last 12 years or so and I figured it was time I told it on twitter because, well, I’m Lisa from Twitter and I’m here to laugh at myself so no one else gets there first.
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
Adam, we broke up ages before this incident occurred but I hope you’ve never given another woman musical panties because, dude, that’s the worst gift ever. I knew the thong was tacky but I didn’t know it was insanely tacky.
— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
