A hawk in California had to get rescued because it got too fat to fly. This hawk found a delicious number of free roaming chickens to snack on and became too fat to fly away.
Fat Hawk Can’t Fly
By Free Beer & Hot Wings
Nov 5, 2026 | 9:05 AM
Who would be WORST to have your back if a serial killer broke into your house?
Ozzy Osbourne — “Wait… where am I?”
Dave Grohl — immediately tries to befriend the killer
Lars Ulrich — starts arguing with him
Wes Scantlin — leaves the scene after five minutes
Axl Rose — takes 45 minutes to arrive
Voting Ends: Never
Thu Nov 5
Nashville, TN, USA
Sunny. Feels like 61°F. Wind 3 mph SW. Pressure 30 inHg. Visibility 6 mi.
Last Updated: 9:15 AM (Time Zone: America/Chicago)






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