If your local Waffle House doesn’t have a magical bunker, aliens, and nuclear explosions, then you’re not a real person and don’t know the joy of an All-Star Breakfast. Either that or you’re a drunk, naked DoorDash driver.
Here’s everything you heard or missed on this Epi 63 of GWOT:
1. A DoorDash driver was caught delivering food naked in Texas:
DoorDash Driver Delivers Food Naked, Gets Banned from Platform https://t.co/TREsmOcjKf
— TMZ (@TMZ) August 28, 2026
2. Tyler Robinson pleads not guilty in murder Charlie Kirk:
This is the moment 23-year-old Tyler Robinson pleaded not guilty to the murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk. Read more: https://t.co/VmgTinfdfN pic.twitter.com/77tlQK59e7
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) September 2, 2026
3. Inde Navarrette (Obsession) will star in a new sci-fi thriller ‘THE WAFFLE HOUSE INDEX’ for Apple. – The film follows a Waffle House waitress who has a terrible night shift featuring a gunman, a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House & aliens:
Inde Navarrette will star in a new sci-fi thriller ‘THE WAFFLE HOUSE INDEX’ for Apple.
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) September 3, 2026
The film follows a Waffle House waitress who has a terrible night shift featuring a gunman, a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House &… pic.twitter.com/G0hjxV8fvM
4. A jury has found Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of orchestrating the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur:
A jury has found Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of orchestrating the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur. Davis, 63, faces a maximum of life in prison.
— Variety (@Variety) September 1, 2026
Prosecutors and police claimed that Davis handed the gunman the murder weapon. They believe that the actual shooter was either Orlando… pic.twitter.com/kIUV2jTRdb
5. The Cat in the Hat Stalker:
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