Kale-flavored candy canes are here to ruin Christmas — and everything else https://t.co/jRrF2RQ3WI
— TODAY (@TODAYshow) September 16, 2019
Photo from Archie McPhee
I feel bad for bringing anything up involving Christmas before Halloween is here. One holiday at a time please, but I thought you should know that satan himself created these nasty things for some reason.
On top of mac and cheese candy canes, pizza candy canes, “hamdy” canes which all existed at one point, kale-flavored candy canes exist for Christmas 2019. The packaging says “garden fresh.” =/
One of the directors of the companty actually described them as “sweet, grassy, with a bit of a bitter note,” which he probably means that they taste like lawn clippings.
I suppose it wouldn’t be a bad gift though! These would make a badass white elephant gift. Or gag gift. Or a gift to someone that you don’t get along with very well. Or for your favorite vegan or vegetarian in your life since they love it so much. A six pack of these babies will only put you out $6.50. Happy tasting.
Read more of the story from TODAY HERE.
