Its been a couple of days but its time to talk about the Daniel Baldwin of the United States…Florida. He’s been called The Hamburgular because why? Well, my man broke into a Wendy’s to steal some money, but also get some food? Patrick Benson, 34, was arrested Saturday and charged with burglary, grand theft and attempted burglary, according to a news release from the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. Security footage at the Jensen Beach restaurant appears to catch Benson in the act and also reveals a strange part of his process. After breaking the windows with a brick or large rocks after hours, Benson started up the grill, made himself a burger and ate it, the sheriff’s office said. Only after his meal did he grab the safe and make his escape. He actually did that twice! Breaking in AND cooking burgers twice! It happens so much that the newscasters belong came up with a segment called “What The Florida!” Don’t think they’ll be running out of material anytime soon!
