That was my second choice for a headline. Here was the first one: “Idiot Florida Man escapes from police, then calls 911 to gloat and gets arrested like the dumbass he is!” Yeah, see that’s just a little too wordy. Short story long, A Florida man(go figure, do their brains get fried by all the sun?!) got pulled over and then fled as soon as the officer got out of his car. According to the report, a deputy tried to pull over a white Hyundai during a traffic stop when the car sped away. An hour later, a man(Jones) called 911 to let them know he was the driver. This is my favorite part he got arrested after “Deputies told Jones they were only able to arrest him because he called 911.”
