Step 1-Get Drunk. Step 2-Sneak into restricted area(harder than it sounds when you’re hammered)and steal a racehorse. Step 3-Go for a joyride. Step 4. Get arrested? That’s exactly what happened in Louisville Saturday. 24 year old Michael Wells-Rody got into a restricted area, hoped on a horse, took it for a spin, and then got arrested. From the sounds of it, ole Mikey was so drunk if he took a couple of quarters and rode the horse outside of Kroger he probably would have had the same amount of fun….and not gotten arrested.
PS-There was action on the track. Accelerate won the 2018 Breeders’ Cup Classic.
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And videos below of other drunk guys on horses. Happens more than you think.