This woman named Amethyst Realm is no stranger to my blog. HERE is her story about her preference of getting it on with ghosts over actual dudes.
Since then, (which that blog had been posted not even a year ago) she’s “had sex with 15 ghosts,” but is now “settling down with a poltergeist.”
Seriously, nobody does Halloween as well as this girl does.
Mirror.co.uk has more of the story HERE how she finally heard her poltergeist lover’s voice for the first time when he popped the question.
So did he go down on one knee? No, because he doesn’t have any knees. *facepalm*