I recently shared that Ozzy had to cancel several shows in California for his “No More Tours” Tour, due to a surgery on his right hand. Seems the Prince of Darkness had jokes before the surgery much to the chagrin of Mrs. Osbourne. Well, what had happened was, Ozzy had some swelling in his thumb on his right hand, so he went to an E.R. and he’s cracking jokes about his thumb being all swole up, because he didn’t feel sick. But after test came back the Doctors told him that he had a THREE different staph infections in his thumb, which had also spread to his middle finger. Ozzy’s still cracking jokes and then Sharon has to tell him to shut the eff up, cause this is serious. Well, the surgery went well, but now Ozzy has a different problem. You see, he’s right handed, so he can’t wipe his bum. And he can’t find any volunteers to help him. Would you be willing to wipe the Arse of the Prince of Darkness? Read on with more from NME here.
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