This is why you don’t mess with the guy with a bong!!!
A cannibis store in Shannonville, ON was nearly robbed by three men, bursting into the store and spraying bear mace (yes, apparently that exists) at the employees, and… Vice has the best description of the man with the bong coming after them…
As one of the men scoots around the side of the counter he is met with our hero, bong in hand, doing that weird hopping thing that you do before entering mortal combat. You know where you’re kind of just bouncing toward somebody because you’re ready for anything. He moves on the robbers brandishing the bong—it’s one of those larger (but not novelty large) glass bongs that your friend who is just a little TOO into weed owns—like you would a glass pipe.
As he’s moving, the man with the pepper spray continues to spray it at him but it’s not working and the would-be robber who was trying to round the counter ski-f***ing-daddles. At this moment, you can notice, the entire power hierarchy of this situation gets completely reversed. No longer are the men with the bear spray in charge, no, like a stoner John Wick, our hero behind the counter has fully taken the reins.
I couldn’t have said it any better myself. Watch the video below. It starts to get good around :50 in.
As far as we know, that little tiny dog is okay too…
Read more from Vice HERE.
