Man Arrested After Biscuit Attack in Nashville

Hide your kids, hide your wives. Hide your biscuits…

A dude was arrested on Sunday for literally attacking a woman with a biscuit, and “throwing a biscuit really hard and hit her in the face.”

This is the south, damnit.

It happened just down the road from us too! Right off Murfreesboro Pike.

According to Fox 17,

Metro Nashville Police officers responded to reports of a domestic disturbance on Murfreesboro Pike on Sunday. The victim said Jeffrey Tomerlin threw a biscuit “really hard” at her face after noticing her in the backseat of her new boyfriend’s car as they were driving into the parking lot of a nearby Kroger.

The victim said when they left the area, Tomerlin charged at her car and punched the hood, leaving a large dent before yelling “I’ll kill you mother [expletive].”

Since then, he’s been charged with public intoxication.

Read more from Fox 17 HERE.