My first reaction when I saw this story was, Whuuuuuuuut?! I almost didn’t believe it. But then I read on. Career criminal Krystal Lee Anderson was supposed to be in court, but decided to ditch court and hide out in Winter Haven, Fla at her boyfriends house. Police got a tip and came to the house to find her. And they did. In a Plastic Tote. You see Ms Anderson is only 4 feet tall, because she has no legs. She lost her legs after a shootout at a Burger King, where she was holding up her brother and other employees. As police say, she’s a menace to society. And we thought the crazy in Florida had calmed down for a bit. Nupe! Try to watch the news story on this without spewing out your beverage from laughing!
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