So, a high end Attorney in Dallas decided to ask a young lady out on a first date. As the evening was winding down they went back to his residence for a nightcap or two, but then he noticed that she was wasted, so he called an Uber to take her home. Well, Lindy Lou Layman had different ideas. She refused to leave and then hid in his house. After he found her, Mr. Buzbee called a second Uber but then Ms. Layman freaked out again and started to trash his house, and in the process trashed a bunch of high end art, including 2 Andy Warhol paintings that were valued at about 500 K a piece, and also a couple of statues that were at least $20,000 a piece. The cops came. She went to jail and bonded out at $30,000. Dude. That’s pretty meth up.
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