Florida, for the win!
Found this story from Free Beer & Hot Wings. This dude thought it would be a good idea to kiss a rattlesnake, and ended up being rushed to the hospital to be treated after being bit, as expected.
According to FBHW,
The whole ordeal started when Reinold’s neighbor found the snake on Monday night and put it in a tank. Then on Tuesday, Reinold and some others decided that it would be a good idea to tease the serpent by giving it a little smooch. Well, the snake kissed back, latching on to Reinold’s tongue.
Was he trying to French it?
Even though you can’t fix stupid, he’s expected to live and be fully treated.
Read more of the story here.