Florida! You win again!!
Dude named Stephen Ramsey was feeling lonely in his driveway and saved $2.99 per minute by calling a 911 dispatcher instead of a hotline. On top of it, a free trip to jail.
Somehow the dispatcher resisted his way of words by asking her what her name is and “Do you like handcuffs?” Please note sarcasm. Congrats on the date with the judge, dude! Videos and full phone call below.