A woman got busted in Florida for having some booger sugar in her purse after the car she was riding in was pulled over for swerving. She had two choices: own up to it or lie about it. She choose lie about it. “I don’t know anything about any cocaine. It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse,” said the woman, according to the police report. How as a human being could you keep a straight face if someone told you that? If I was the officer I definitely would have cracked up. Although, this did happen in Florida. This may not be the worst excuse the officer has ever heard.