I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.
I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.
This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.
Poor dude had no idea why he’d suddenly get attacked by squirrels until then, he saw her…
“She was partially hidden behind some bushes, but I could clearly see her and hear her. She was yelling orders at the squirrels and telling them to attack me.”
The Detroit Police said,
“Ms. Smith confessed to capturing and training squirrels to harass and attack her ex-boyfriend. She used to train lions for a circus, so it was easy for her to make the animals do as she wanted. She said she hoped to raise an army of up to 50 or 100 animals.”
Since then, she’s been arrested with several criminal charges.
If you’re gonna date a circus animal trainer, you should probably stay with her forever, or else this will happen. Lesson learned. The whole story from World News Daily Report is right here.
