Have you ever been so drunk, that you……
You can fill in the blank with whatever you want, but nothing will quite be as close competition as what this guy did.
After a few too many at the pub, he legally changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
“It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names. ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’ was pretty much the first thing that came up. Everyone loves bacon, don’t they?”
I feel bad that his future wife has to go by “Mrs. Bacon Cheeseburger.” Unless, of course, she’s into that.
I’ve made some pretty bad decisions after hammering out too many drinks at the bar, but really dude?! Huffington Post has the full article here, and it’s cracking me up.
Watch this video. Every time she says “Mr. Cheeseburger,” I lose it!!