A golden retriever named Nash failed spectacularly as a guard dog when some dude broke into a San Diego home through a second-floor window. Instead of barking or chasing the man or doing anything heroic, Nash just kept bringing the burglar toys to try to get him to play with him.
Good Boy, Bad Guard Dog
By Free Beer & Hot Wings
Sep 17, 2026 | 9:02 AM
Who Are You Inviting to Thanksgiving?
Dave Grohl because he’s bringing dessert AND doing the dishes.
Axl Rose, even though he'll show up late.
Wes Scantlin because he’ll leave halfway through dinner.
Maynard James Keenan because he'll bring wine, duh.
Gene Simmons because he's using pyro to cook the turkey.
Billie Joe Armstrong because he'll probably start a food fight.
Voting Ends: Never
Tue Nov 10
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