Hey there friends, we guess today’s the day for some (definitely not all) of us to be beamed up to the sky, leaving the world behind, and enjoying eternity past the pearly gates.
Apparently, we’ve been due for a good rapture rumor and according to folks on TikTok (Kelly’s main source for news) it’s happening today!
If it really happens, we’re going to be totally honest with ourselves and assume we’re not going to be riding God’s “golden bank tube” to the sky…but will thoroughly enjoy being down here with all the people who thought for sure they’d be going! Some people are doing as much as they can to be able to prepare for it but nobody is quite as prepared as this lady who’s even been practicing her angles so she looks great when she gets there because, according to her, “the Lord doesn’t like ugly people.”
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