I had to read through that at least four times to make sure I read it correctly, but yes, cans of iced tea are now being sold that contain Ozzy Osbourne’s supposed *actual* DNA. They had to make it weird.
Liquid Death is now selling limited-edition iced tea cans that contain Ozzy’s DNA, which isn’t even the weirdest part… They say it contains DNA so you can “attempt to clone” Ozzy for yourself.
This crazy product (that nobody asked for) was on the market for $450, and only ten of them were made. Obviously, they’re sold-out, but we’re anticipating those hitting eBay for an even more ridiculous amount of money. The description on the listing says,
“Yes, we really got the Prince of Darkness to drink from 10 cans of our low-calorie Iced Tea. And yes, he actually crushed each can himself. In the process, he left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now own. He even hand-signed each packaging label. Now, when technology and federal law permits, you’ll be able to replicate Ozzy Osbourne and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future. Only 10 available to buy. DNA integrity and cloning results not guaranteed.”
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