Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Gyrations

Florida man John Elberson has been accused of unlawfully obtaining gyrations from an exotic dancer. Elberson allegedly did not pay for lap dances he received, valued at $160 dollars. Police say Elberson enjoyed these services at Reign Ladies and Gents in Clearwater, then claimed he didn’t have the funds to settle his bill. A deputy noted that Elberson appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. Elberson spent 12 hours in jail and has been advised to stay away from Reign’s in the future. (The Smoking Gun)