SQUEEGEE POSTS
Can You Even Watch This?!! A Raw Chicken Breast Crawled Off A Table
Yeah, yeah. When I saw the head line I was like, no way! But then I watched the video! HOLY CRAP DUDE! This chicken breast just crawled off a table at a restaurant. Watch it for yourself if you don't believe me! Go on. I'll wait. OMG MAN!! Did you see that?! Talk about fresh chicken. Be Just and Fear Not sQuee...
Jul 26, 2019
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Who Keeps Farting?!!!!
Every been riding down the road and all of a sudden it hits you? This woman keeps smelling something...just remember the fist to smell it dealt it. Be Just and Fear Not sQueeGee
Jul 25, 2019
Florida Women Are Becoming Ball Breakers
I thought there was only one story about a woman from Florida being arrested for grabbing her husband's boys roughly, but seems like it's a trend down in FLA. Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested and charged after allegedly assaulting her live-in boyfriend until he bled. Ms Pitchford was angry and started hitting her...
Jul 24, 2019
There Are No Meth Gators, But Meth Gator Merch Is Coming
Contrary to what some Tennesseans believe, there is no such thing as a "meth-gator." The Loretto, Tennessee police department created the character of the critter as a humorous illustration of the dangers of flushing drugs and other substances down the toilet. Word of the gator had spread world wide and now t...
Jul 23, 2019
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Clown Leads Cops On Wild Chase
I don't know if this guy was trying to audition live for Slipknot, or for the next role as Joker in any new Batman movies, but he did lead police on a wild chase up the 405 to Venice beach where he "helped" bury a bro in the sand before being apprehended by the cops. Be Just and Fear Not sQueeGee
Jul 22, 2019
NERD ALERT!!!! Dragon Ball Z Fans Break Record!
I frickin love some Dragon Ball Z! Check out all the DBZ fans breaking the record for performing the worlds largest Kamehameha, hosted at SDCC 19 by none other than Sean Schemmel, the Voice of Goku! Be Just and Fear Not sQueeGee
Jul 18, 2019
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Meth Gators In Alabama
Police in Loretto TN have issued a warning asking people to stop flushing drugs down their toilet and sinks out of fear they could create "meth gators." The police department posted this after they found a suspect unsuccessfully trying to flush methamphetamine and paraphernalia at their home. They've already...
Jul 16, 2019
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Everyone's A Critic!
Photo cred: Metro Police You see, this is what happens when the "singing contest tv shows" has everyone thinking they can be a star and can sing. This did not sit well with one lady here in Nashville. Courtney R. King, allegedly wasn't please with her boyfriends choice of song, or maybe he just was that bad. ...
Jul 15, 2019
What Does Metal And Knitting Have In Common? Watch And Find Out!
Knit One, Pearl Two....RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!! That's how you count off at The Heavy Metal World Knitting Championship. Competitors from Finland, the United States, Japan, Denmark, Latvia, Russia, Sweden and other countries join heavy metal band Maniac Abductor on stage to simultaneously show off their dance moves and ...
Jul 15, 2019
Couple Arrested With A Rattlesnake, Uranium, And A Bottle Of Whiskey In A Stolen Car
I want to party with these people. NOT! Police pulled over a car in Guthrie, Oklahoma and it seemed to be a "normal" traffic stop. That is until one of the officers approached the car and noticed a big a$$ Rattlesnake in the back seat. And there was also a gun, a bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey...and some p...
Jul 12, 2019
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