Checking all the social apps when I wake up in the morning is in my everyday, unhealthy morning routine. I was so excited to see that Mario Kart was trending on Twitter today (there’s a chance it still is). I’m thinking maybe a Mario Kart app for your smartphone?! A new upgraded version of it?! It’s available free somewhere?!
None of the above. And the real reason will most likely ruin Mario Kart for you forever. You’ve been warned.
Of course it’s for political reasons. Stormy Daniels released a tell-all book that included her affair with Donald Trump, in which she described his penis as “the mushroom character from Mario Kart.”
You didn’t need that visual. Neither did anyone else on Twitter. But there have been some good tweets to come out of it, at least.
*Clicks on "Mario Kart" to see why it's trending* https://t.co/bClcxRpFgp— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) September 18, 2018
How we doing Mario Kart trend??? pic.twitter.com/c8wCzUYaaa— ᴰᵁᴹᴮᴼ 💫 (@artkidaesthetic) September 18, 2018
After finding out why Mario Kart is trending pic.twitter.com/WL0xCkE5A1— Mexican Rug Dealer (@chingon_m) September 18, 2018
Stormy Daniels just gave me my Halloween costume. I’m going as a sexy mushroom from Mario Kart. #FungusAmongus— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 18, 2018