The “hookah smoking caterpillar” and “groundhog” made them do it…
Two headlines caught my eye today… “Police: Man destroys liquor store construction site, blames ‘hookah-smoking caterpillar” (weartv.com) & “Police: Sex offender accused of masturbating in park blames groundhog” (fox19.com). So apparently Alice in Wonderland and Carl Spackler have gone on a crime spree…
Speaking of dumb excuses…