You read that correctly.
This woman in Massachussetts had a blood alcohol level almost double the legal limit when she was behind the wheel, taking out six mailboxes before she totaled her car.
It gets better.
This little guy was stuffed in her bra for some reason while it all happend.
Don’t worry. He survived the rough ride, and has been taken by Animal Control for care. No lizards were harmed in the making of this news story. The only problem now is, they never did say why there was a lizard in her bra in the first place, or where it came from.
Police said on Facebook:
Prior to transporting the parties to the police department Amy revealed that she was in possession of a Bearded Dragon Lizard. (You can’t make this stuff up) Where does one hold a Bearded Dragon Lizard while driving you ask?
Answer: In their brassiere of course!! The Bearded Dragon Lizard was transferred to the Taunton Police Department and turned over to the Animal Control Officer.
Look at that smile.