NIN fans who ordered the bands latest EP “Not The Actual Events” were told that a unnamed physical component would be included at some time, now have that element has arrived. It’s a mysterious black powder and it comes with an Ominous warning. Pics below and a tune from the new EP.
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Be Just and Fear Not
sQueeGee
