AMERICA! F*** YEAH!!!
Nothing is as American as Mom, baseball, apple pie and this guy!
A man in Manatee County, Florida saw a fight between an alligator and a bald eagle. The bird was sitting on the shore when it was attacked by the gator…Not on David Anderson’s watch, ya sumbitch! The patriot jumped in the water (hopefully with Hulk Hogan’s “I Am A Real American” blaring off in the distance somewhere) and saved the eagle from the reptile’s clutch. OH, did we mention Anderson is going through chemotherapy? Cancer be damned, Anderson said he couldn’t stand to “see America’s symbol die”.
Even though the bird had to be put down, we still salute David for his heroics!