“I’m gonna go to my ex-girlfriend’s house and burn her house down,” he said. “I’ll use a bag of Cheetos to light a fire,” he said. “WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG,” he said.
In Massachusetts, his winner tried setting his ex-girlfriend’s house on fire, and while she was still in it! He tried lighting a fire with a lighter and two bags of Cheetos.
Insert “flamin’ hot Cheetos” joke here.
Don’t worry, nobody was harmed in any way. His plan totally backfired and he didn’t get anything out of it. Just a bad mug shot and a very, very embarrassing criminal record.
Fox News has more of the story here.