A Florida man leaves a strip club and runs over his own leg. Sounds like that could be the beginning of a great joke, but it’s an actual true statement. The man, was seen leaving the club around 2:41 am with his friends pleading with him not to drive. I guess he wasn’t wearing his seat belt, and his door must have been wide open, because he fell out of the front seat and the truck rolled over his legs. The truck then proceeded down the road, jumped a ditch and ran into a house. The video below has the story.
Then there’s the Texas A&M student who was drunk snapping while driving that slammed into the back of a parked police car. The officer she rear ended walked to her window and noticed that she was topless. He asked why? She said she was trying to send a topless snap to her boyfriend. But…then he reported that he noticed an open bottle of wine in the front seat. He inquired. The young woman had allegedly been at a friends house and had a few glasses. She also got busted for underage drinking. But she’s 20 years old.