An artist by the name of Tracey Emin has claimed that she married a rock…
“It just means that at the moment I am not alone; somewhere on a hill facing the sea, there is a very beautiful ancient stone, and it’s not going anywhere… It will be there, waiting for me.” (The Art Newspaper)
My opinion? Headline should read, “Artist Desperately Needs Attention So She Does Something Stupid Like Says She Married A Rock For Some Deep Philosophical Reason To Get Some News Generated About Her And Something That Makes No Sense”, but that’s a little too wordy I guess.