Well, actually, it was more than that. He ended up urinating inside a Wal-Mart WHILE trying to conceal trout in his pants, which is the real reason why he got arrested. Florida? You’d think…but nope. Clarksville, for the win.
You can’t make this stuff up.
When the police arrived, he did his thing on the sales floor near the alcohol, and of course he had been admitted to drinking. Imagine that. According to FOX 17, he was arrested and has been charged with shoplifting, vandalism, public indecency and intoxication. See the rest of this crazy story here.
Is that a trout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?